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If I hadn’t read the post, I would have assumed this was some kind of awful trolling. But no! Jesus Christ, here is what the official Disney Parks blurb says about “Habit Heroes”:

This new experience encourages children of all ages to learn healthy lifestyle habits and become more active. Guests can join forces with Habit Heroes Will Power and Callie Stenics to fight off villains like Sweet Tooth and The Snacker.

You can even go look at the Gallery of Bad Habits

online. HERE’S WHAT IT SAYS ABOUT “SWEET TOOTH”:

Sweet Tooth
BAD HABIT: Too many sweets

BEST WAY TO DEFEAT THIS BAD HABIT: Like Snacker, Sweet Tooth has a soft spot for healthy snacks like fruit, but just doesn’t know it yet. See if you can get her to try some!
BIO: This shapely girl may disguise her unhealthy habits, but in reality her blood sugar is so high you could bake a cake with it!

In other words, HOW DARE SHE HAVE A FIGURE THAT MISLEADS US ABOUT HER TOTALLY UNHEALTHY LIFE STYLE. HOW DARE SHE NOT CATER TO OUR NEED TO BODY POLICE HER BY NOT HAVING A BODY FAT ENOUGH FOR US TO EXPLICITLY SHAME.

i feel physically nauseous. oh my god, i can’t. i can’t.

Meanwhile, Disney sells a thousand million pounds of candy and sweets and shitty food to it’s park visitors every day. Yeah, sure, blame the people, not the actual problem.

^ THIS. Go on shaming bodies and lifestyles and keep on selling those Mickey Mouse shaped ice cream bars all over the fucking place. Not that that’s a bad thing, I’m all for eating all the ice creams ever, just that what the fuck hypocrisy!?

They are going to get SO much heat for this. I say turn it up.